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Friday, July 14, 2006

I'm Sure That the All the Officers Involved Have Been Reprimanded


Pete Coors apologizes in drunk driving case

As in THE Pete Coors, our snow lovin', beer pitchin' friend:
Beer magnate and former Republican U.S. Senate candidate Pete Coors was arrested on a drunken-driving charge and is due to appear in court next week.

A Colorado State Patrol trooper pulled Coors over after he saw him run a stop sign around the corner from his home in Golden at 11:25 p.m. on May 28, according to Coors spokeswoman Kabira Hatland and the citations.

Coors stopped his 2004 green Jaguar in his driveway, and the trooper smelled alcohol, said State Patrol spokesman Trooper Gilbert Mares.
Obviously, the arresting officer was deaf and blind.

Or from Mars.

Because he had know idea what he was doing.

Arresting the King of Colorado.
Coors failed a field sobriety test, was placed in handcuffs and taken to the Golden Police Department jail, Mares said.
Don't worry: I'm sure that all the officers involved have been reprimanded.
A Breathalyzer test showed he registered a 0.088, which is slightly above the 0.08 blood-alcohol limit in Colorado, Hatland said.
Insert comedy joke about being drunk on Extra Gold and Killian's Red here.


If you're in the mood to procrastinate, and want to get a glimpse into the minds of some of your fellow citizens, check out the banter on the Yahoo Message Boards re: the Israeli assault on Beirut.

A quick sample:
Yee haw! Kill all the Muslims. I hope Isreal nukes them all.
When you read these comments, remember one thing: Brilliant minds think alike!

More later...


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