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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Chick Update & a Quick Test

First, a Chick Update.

Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines claims that their new motto is, "What would Bruce Springsteen do?" (Or WWBD.)

The only question you need to ask...really.

Here's your "Quick Test": The Onion or Fox?

1. ‘Al Gore’s Global Warming Movie: Could It Destroy Our Economy?’

2. "All-Out Civil War in Iraq: Could It Be a Good Thing?"

3. "Puerto Rico Celebrates Dependence Day"

4. "'Special' Forces Sent to Iraq"

5. "Are Democratic leaders who criticize the war in Iraq actually aiding the terrorists?"

Consider that last one a freebie.

(answers in the Haloscan.)

Here's one from The Simpsons: "Do Democrats Cause Cancer?"
Fox News Announcer: Welcome to Fox News, your voice for evil.

Tonight, we'll be interviewing the top two candidates for Springfield's 24th Congressional district. For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer, Krusty the Clown. And for the Democrats, this guy.

Democrat: Hey, I have a name.

Fox News Anchor: Yes, I'm sure you do, comrade. I do appreciate your being here. You're usually so mired in sleaze, it must be an effort to come down to the studio.

Krusty: May I say something?

Fox News Anchor: Certainly, Congressman.

Democrat: He hasn't won yet!

Fox News Anchor: You make a very adulterous point. We'll now conclude this debate with a Krusty campaign commercial.
More later.

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