BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Baby, Keep Me Happy

Yo.

The big story today --

"Gas prices."

No.

"The new GOP sex scandal (FBI Probes Contractor, Ex-Lawmaker Ties)?"

No.

"Rove testifies in front of the grand jury for the 5th time?!"

No.

Keith Richards Hospitalized in New Zealand

"Noo!!!"
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards suffered a mild concussion while vacationing in Fiji and was flown to a New Zealand hospital for treatment, a band spokeswoman said Saturday.

Media reports said Richards fell out of a palm tree and remained hospitalized in Auckland.

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"Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," Curtis said.

The statement did not elaborate on Richards' condition.
Don't worry: "Keif" feels no pain.

And no questions about the palm tree: We assume that Keith was, uh, relaxing.

"You shouldn't take it so hard, yeah!"

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QUICK MESSAGE BOARD UPDATE re: the big protest march in NYC.

The trolls are all over it.

Hardliner 69
writes:
I'M GOING TO NYC TO BEAT UP LIBS TODAY! YOU HEAR ME LIBS? I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR PANSY ASSES AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE STREETS WITH YOUR PINK FEATHER BOAS!!!! HAHAHAAHA! YOUR ASSES ARE GRASS AND I'M THE LAWN MOWER LIBS!!!!
To which feline48884 responded...
No, you're going to threaten them from you computer.

Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.
Hilarious.

More later...

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