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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

They Can Have Her


Congratulations, Cons.

JESSICA SIMPSON SET FOR REPUBLICAN DINNER

Quickly:

The National Republican Congressional Committee has snagged the wholesome, blonde and buxom Jessica Simpson to attend its fundraising gala on Thursday. House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is the lucky guy who gets to sit next to the “Dukes of Hazzard” star.

Not that he would recognize her, ROLL CALL reports.

“I’m not even sure if he knows who Jessica Simpson is,” the Majority Leader’s spokesman, Kevin Madden, told HOH.
Um...

I'm pretty sure that she has no idea who he is, either.
“Boehner’s celebrity recognition standards crashed and burned with the introduction of color television.”
Ha.

No need for snarky comments.

More later...

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