BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Friday, March 10, 2006

More in a bit...

Happy Friday, boys and girls.

Digging around for more info on the "Left Behind" game.

In the meantime, check out this ol' Brandoland story. (The traffic from Crooks & Liars is pretty rad, so I'm trying to capitalize on the new hits.)

A new post in a few hours.

'Til then...

Top 11 FBI Questions for Moz:

1. There is a light that never goes out. (Pause) Is it nuclear?

2. "Sweetness, sweetness...you should be bludgeoned in your bed." Who is "Sweetness?"

Were you referring to President Bush?

3. "If it's not love...then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb."

A dirty bomb?

4. Is this...ten ton truck...filled with explosives?

5. You said you'd leap in front of a flying bullet for...who? Osama Bin Laden? Zarqawi?

6. The shy bald buddhist...planning a mass murder? Where is he?! Seriously, where is he?!

7. When you say it's gonna happen "now," what exactly do you mean?

8. "Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ." You're telling people to commit arson and murder. That's against the law, son.

9. Did Reggie Kray know your name?

10. You booked yourself into the Y...WCA. (Pause) Then what? Is that where you met Mohammed Atta?

And finally...the most important question for Moz:

11. Will you ever re-unite with Johnny Marr?!

???

"And if they don't believe me now...will they ever believe me?"

Probably not.

More later...

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