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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

More Tales From Bushworld

Yo.

The Smoking Gun has another crazy tale from Bushworld:
FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged.

And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap).

Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities.
Yes, that's right -- a "Contract of Wifely Expectations."

Like --

"I will select your sleepwear for you, and you will find it under your pillow, if there is none you are to be naked."

And --

"Fellatio must last 5 min and may include climax."

And --

"All applications of lube to myself you or any object will be done by you."

And that's the G-rated stuff.

Did I mention the fact that he's a red-stater?
In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily.

A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below.

While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice.

So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed.
They are out there, my friend.

They are out there...

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