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Friday, February 24, 2006

The Man Vs Moz, Part Deux


Top 11 FBI Questions for Moz:

1. There is a light that never goes out. (Pause) Is it nuclear?

2. "Sweetness, should be bludgeoned in your bed." Who is "Sweetness?"

Were you referring to President Bush?

3. "If it's not love...then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb."

A dirty bomb?

4. Is this...ten ton truck...filled with explosives?

5. You said you'd leap in front of a flying bullet for...who? Osama Bin Laden? Zarqawi?

6. The shy bald buddhist...planning a mass murder? Where is he?! Seriously, where is he?!

7. When you say it's gonna happen "now," what exactly do you mean?

8. "Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ." You're telling people to commit arson and murder. That's against the law, son.

9. Did Reggie Kray know your name?

10. You booked yourself into the Y...WCA. (Pause) Then what? Is that where you met Mohammed Atta?

And finally...the most important question for Moz:

11. Will you ever re-unite with Johnny Marr?!


"And if they don't believe me now...will they ever believe me?"

More later.

It's truly laughable! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. HO, ha, ha, ha.


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