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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Armageddon.

People,

Hooters Hotel Casino opens Thursday

The "End Times" are near:
The former San Remo property has been "hooterized." Final touches are being put on the rooms, including bar tables and stools complete with bright orange lighting.

From the casino floors to the rooms, this place is bound to be a hoot.
"No, seriously, honey, the...uh...gambling is really great there."
One of the unique things about this new resort is the fact that you can make reservations for the Hooters Hotel Casino in Las Vegas from any Hooters Restaurant. They have the Hooters Hotline; all you have to do is pick up the orange phone which will connect you directly to the Vegas resort.

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The people behind the project spent 10 months turning the San Remo into Hooters.

It has its own look from the Hooters Cheer Team, known as the Hooters Girls, to the party pits and other hooterized games on the casino floor.
I'm sorry, folks, but I'm looking to the skies for the four horsemen of the apocalypse...because this thing really disturbs me.

I just hate places where people act...stupid.
ARMY RECRUITER: Are either of you homosexuals?

WINGER: You mean, like, flaming or...?

ARMY RECRUITER: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

ZISKEY: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
More later...

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