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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Yahoo Message Board Users...Unite and Take Over!

Major thanks to Crooks & Liars for the nod today: New visitors? Plenty of old junk to dig through.

Now...

Bin Laden warns of US attacks

Who he?
DUBAI (Reuters) - Osama bin Laden warned that al Qaeda was preparing new attacks inside the United States, but said the group was open to a conditional truce with Americans, according to an audio tape attributed to him on Thursday.

It was the first purported tape by bin Laden since 2004. Al Jazeera television, which aired the tape, said it was recorded in December.

"The operations are under preparation and you will see them in your houses as soon as they are complete, God willing," said the speaker on the audio tape, who sounded like bin Laden.
"HE'S TALKING ABOUT 'EMILY'S REASONS WHY NOT.'"

Already been canceled.

"D'OH!"
In the tape, bin Laden said al Qaeda was willing to "respond" to U.S. public opinion in favor of withdrawing troops from Iraq. He did not specify conditions for the truce, but indicated that it was linked to U.S. troops quitting Iraq.

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"There is nothing wrong with this solution except that it deprives the influential people and warlords in America from hundreds of billions of dollars, -- those who supported Bush's election campaign with billions of dollars."
Uh...

Um...

Uh...

I agree with the person who made that last statement.

(Pause.)

And now I'll wait for the MiB's to come to my door.

Until then...the "Yahoo Message Board" users react to this story!

"Y2kokok" writes:
"RIGHT FROM THE LIB 'TALKING POINTS' - It's as if AL GORE has been communicating with Osama bin Laden, the way he speaks...the words he uses."
Solid reporting!

"Yoyoofloco" says:
"WE SHOULD ALLOW THESE ATTACKS TO HAPPEN - We need to sit back an allow these attacks on American cities. Time has come to share the pain of the terrorist. We are a large country with a large population and we won't miss a few 100,000 people. This would make the terrorist feel good about themselves if we just give in."
Okay then.

"Onwingsofeagles23" says:
"Bite me binny laden - come out of your scorpion infested cave and fight like a man."
Sounds like "binny" has accepted your challenge!

"The anti yak" cries:
"NOTE TO AL QAEDA: PLEASE ATTACK FRANCE - Oh, please, pretty please."
France jokes? Always funny!

And finally, "Mustafa bin gooda" screams:
"F**K THAT RAGHEAD BASSTARD!! I think he's DEAD anyway!!!"
That's the spirit.

This here "DEMOTARD" will have more later...

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