BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

JG

MONSTER thanks to Janeane Garofalo for the plug on Air America: You have my eternal gratitude.

The Lord thanks you, too.

"A CURSE UPON YOUR FAMILY!"

What?!

"A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS UPON YOUR SCHMANCY HOTEL, THE -- "

Hey, stop it --

"MAY YOU BE SINGLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LI --"

Enough!

"AW, C'MON. I'M DOING A BIT!"

It's not funny.

"IT'S 'ALTERNATIVE' COMEDY, MAN. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 'THOUGHT PROVOKING.'"

You're being lame.

"I'M EVEN HOLDING A NOTEBOOK. AND TALKING LIKE BRIAN POSEHN."

Thank you, Janeane.

In the meantime, check out the Majority Report Radio blog.

"HEARD OF MY NEW BOOK? I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO ANY OF YOU?"

Ha.

"GONNA SELL MORE COPIES THAN HER BUDDY, THAT BEHRENDT GUY."

Good luck.

More later...

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