BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

God Strikes Again!

(Please read the previous post.)

Good news! God Strikes Again!!!

Breaking News - Robertson: Sharon punished for dividing Israel

Huh?
The Rev. Pat Robertson said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is being punished by God for dividing the Land of Israel.
And USC fans are being punished for living in Southern California.
Robertson, speaking on the “700 Club” on Thursday, suggested Sharon, who is currently in an induced coma, and former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, assassinated by an Israeli extremist in 1995, were being treated with enmity by God for dividing Israel.

“He was dividing God’s land,” Robertson said. “And I would say, Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations or the United States of America."
Woe...unto any prime minister?!

Woe to you o' earth and sea!
"God says, 'This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.'”
"I NEVER SAID THAT."

He said you did.

"WHY...THAT MOTHERF...JESUS...I MEAN...WHAT IS HIS MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!"

Dunno.

"I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT FOOTBALL GAME, YOU KNOW."

Tell that to the people in Texas.

"YEAH. I BET SOME OF THEM WILL THINK THAT I...AH...WHATEVER."

Pat Robertson: You can't stop him - you can only hope to contain him.

1 Comments:

  • Brendan,

    I don't even care enough about Robertson at this point to even get angry any more. As for your post, I laughed, I cried...I very nearly wet my pants. Welcome back.

    By Blogger doomsy, at 2:33 PM  

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