BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Monday, January 30, 2006

Calling My Shot

I'm calling my shots right now, people.

Our Kid will mention 9/11 - oh, I don't know - 14 times tomorrow night.

He'll mention Al-Qaeda...maybe...17 times. (If it's over 20, we're hosed.)

And he'll tell us that he's "doing everything he can to protect us"...about 9 times: Red meat for the conservatives who still do not understand why us "libtards" have a problem with the whole "domestic surveillance" thing.

"If you're not talking to a terrorist...what are you bitching about?!"

Their definition of "terrorist": It'll include PETA, Greenpeace and the fans at Ozzfest before all is said and done.



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