BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Monday, January 30, 2006

Breaking News!

The talking heads on CNN are freaking out over the "new" Al-Qaeda tape...featuring AQ's #1 "number two" bad guy...Al Zawahiri.

The tape just aired on Al-Jazeera.

"THAT'S A LOT OF ALs."

Yes, Lord.

Funny timing...don't you think? Right before Our Kid addresses the nation - and defends the way that he's been "fighting the war on terror?"

Write that part of speech, kiddos:
"This latest tape proves that...the war on terror is not over. And that those who wish to destroy our freedom...will stop at nothing...to destroy our freedom.

But we're making good progress.

Patriot Act. Surveillance. Al-Qaeda. NSA. Freedom. Terrorists. Court order. 9/11, 9/11, 9/11.

Al-Qaeda.

And if someone from Al-Qaeda is calling someone in the United States? We wanna know about it.

Blah blah blah blah."
Can't wait for the SOTU speech.

Think he'll ask congress for more money to fight the "war?"

Gee. I wonder.

BTW, Exxon/Mobil's profits topped $10 billion last quarter, and gas is back up over $2.60 at the Mobil on the corner of Sunset & Fairfax.

The hits just keep on coming!

More later...

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