BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Dogs and Cats Living Together

Happy Monday...

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions!

Mayor: What do you mean "biblical"?

Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifices...DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER...mass hysteria!

Well...

According to Pat Robertson, we're getting close.

Recent natural disasters point to return of Jesus Christ: US evangelist Robertson

Here we go!
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Prominent US preacher Pat Robertson said that recent natural disasters around the world point to the end of the world and the imminent return of Jesus Christ.

"These things are starting to hit with amazing regularity," Robertson told CNN, remarking on the coincidence of a major earthquake that killed thousands in Asia Saturday and recent killer hurricanes slamming the United States.

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Devout Christians believe that the "LAST DAYS" will be marked by political and geological upheaval, and Roberts said recent events show that those days might have arrived.

Citing scripture from the Bible, the conservative Christian broadcaster said the LATTER DAYS would be marked by "the birth pangs of a NEW ORDER, and for anybody who knows what it's like to have a wife going in labor, you know how these labor pains begin to hit."
Birth pangs of a new order = Pat's desire for a theocratic nation, people.
"What was called the Blessed Hope of the Bible is that one day Jesus Christ would come back again, start a whole new era, that this world order that we know would change into something that would be wonderful that we'd call the millennium," Robertson said.

"And before that good time comes there will be some difficult days and there will be likened to what a woman goes through in labor just before she brings forth a child."
Trust me: Pat had a"difficult day" when Bush nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
Asked if the world was reaching this moment, Robertson said: "It's possible. I don't have any special revelation to say it is but the Bible does indicate such a time will happen in the end of time. And could this be it? It might be."
No mention of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Or Gozar the Gozarian.

Speaking of Gozar...

Endorsement of Nominee Draws Committee's Interest

Arlen Specter wants to know what JAMES DOBSON isn't supposed to know.
WASHINGTON, Oct. 9 - Senator Arlen Specter, the Pennsylvania Republican who is chairman of the Judiciary Committee, and several Democrats on the committee said Sunday that they were considering calling the evangelical conservative James C. Dobson to TESTIFY on what he has been told about Harriet E. Miers, the president's Supreme Court nominee.

"If Dr. Dobson knows something that he shouldn't know or something that I ought to know, I'm going to find out," Mr. Specter said Sunday in an interview with George Stephanopoulos on the ABC News program "This Week."

In response to a later question, Mr. Specter added, "If there are back-room assurances and if there are back-room deals and if there is something which bears upon a precondition as to how a nominee is going to vote, I think that's a matter that ought to be known by the Judiciary Committee and the American people.

Mr. Dobson, the influential founder of the conservative evangelical group Focus on the Family, has said he is supporting Ms. Miers's nomination in part because of something he has been told but cannot divulge.
Please read the previous posts for possible "things" he knows but isn't supposed to know.
He has not disclosed the source of the information, but he has acknowledged speaking with KARL ROVE, President Bush's top political adviser, about the president's pick before it was announced.
That's right. Karl Rove: Working for You!

Maybe Karl knows something about...the End of Days?

Read the whole piece.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

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More later...

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