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Friday, May 13, 2005

"You dick!"

Car trouble today - must deal this morning - not much time to dick around with blogging - but I will give you the quote of the day. From Tom DeLay. This...from CNN's coverage of the "Tom-a-thon" that was thrown in DC last night. (The proceeds went to offset the cost of the event, BTW):
When he took the stage after other speakers had hailed him for his leadership in the Republican Party and the House, DeLay made only a passing reference to the problems that have sparked calls for an ethics probe, joking that one speaker had told reporters about a foreign trip they didn't know about.

Instead, DeLay told the crowd that as REPUBLICANS HELPED AMERICANS FIND JOBS and helped the country recover from the September 11 terrorist attacks, Democrats offered the country nothing.

"No ideas. No leadership. No agenda. And, just in the last week, we can now add to that list, NO CLASS."
In the words of the immortal Jeff Spicoli, "You dick."

He also told the crowd that Republicans would make sure that gas hit $3.00 this summer. And that the Democrats would eventually be rounded up and executed.

Kidding.

One more thing:
The Texas congressman's supporters -- among them a dozen conservative organizations -- staged a high-profile show of support by throwing a $250-a-plate gala in his honor that brought nearly 900 people to the Capital Hilton. THE MONEY WILL BE USED TO PAY FOR THE EVENT, organizers said.
"Okay. $250 times 900. That's...a lot of money for family values, the Lord, and crippled children!"

But...the money they raised last night...will be used to pay for the event.

"Exactly. 'Republicans: Looking Out...For You!'"

Yeah.

My final list of ABSOLUTE TRUTHS:

1. Tom DeLay is a dick.
2. Quiznos tried to expand too fast.
3. "The Who Sell Out" is the most underrated album of all time.
4. The Dude abides.
5. The mall @ Highland & Hollywood is a total disaster.
6. Tom DeLay is a total dick.
7. No one cares about Brad & Angelina.
8. I love Cactus Burrito on Vine.
9. Every picture tells a story, don't it?
10. It's Friday.

And this:

Walter takes out a gun.
WALTER - Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.

DUDE - Hey, Walter--

WALTER - Mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.

SMOKEY - I'm not--

WALTER - A world of pain.

SMOKEY - Look, Dude, I don't hold with this. This guy is your partner, you should--

WALTER - HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
My sentiments exactly.

More later. If I can get this fucking car started.

Your comments please...

1 Comments:

  • That you can take time, amidst the carnage of Bush, to post an opinion on The Who SellOut shows to me that you have mastered the Art of Life.
    I Hail You.

    By Anonymous Hadassah, at 12:49 AM  

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