BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Friday, May 06, 2005

Seriously, Neo

Seriously, Neo.

Hurry up.

From a tiny little TV station (WLOS) in North Carolina:

"Religion and politics clash over a local church's declaration that DEMOCRATS ARE NOT WELCOME"

Listen to me, Neo...

"There are two ways out of this building. One is that scaffold, the other is in their custody. You take a chance either way. I leave it to you."
East Waynesville Baptist asked nine members to leave. Now 40 more have left the church in protest.

Former members say Pastor Chan Chandler gave them the ultimatum, saying if they didn't support George Bush, they should RESIGN or REPENT.
"Mr. Anderson!"
The minister declined an interview with News 13. But he did say "the actions were NOT politically motivated."
"As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.

It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company, you have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and you help your landlady carry out her garbage.

The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias Neo and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for."
There are questions about whether the bi-laws were followed when the members were thrown out.
"One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not."


"We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice."



Pastor Chan Chandler. Man of the Week.

CHAS Chandler was in The Animals. Dude went on the produce Hendrix.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
It's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one.



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