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Saturday, April 02, 2005

Wait. WHAT?!

Great news from Crazytown.

The headline on MSNBC.com:

"Insurgents attack Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison"

Again:

"Insurgents attack Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison"

And again:

"Insurgents attack Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison"

WHAT THE F*CK?!!
A group of 40 to 60 insurgents ATTACKED THE ABU GHRAIB PRISON in Iraq late Saturday in a well-coordinated assault that inflicted 18 AMERICAN CASUALTIES, U.S. military officials told NBC News.
Wha'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?!
A group of 40 to 60 insurgents attacked the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq late Saturday in a well-coordinated assault that inflicted 18 AMERICAN CASUALTIES, U.S. military officials told NBC News.

U.S. officials, who spoke with NBC News in Washington, said insurgents attacked with two car or truck bombs, 40 mortars and an intense ground assault.
Aaaggghhh!!!

Okay. I know the Pope died and all, and the whole Terri Schiavo thing is really sad, BUT WHY ISN'T THIS THE BIGGEST STORY EVER? HUH?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! COME ON!!!

Hello? McFly?!

Once again:

A group of 40 to 60 insurgents...attacked the Abu Ghraib prison...in Iraq late Saturday...in a well-coordinated assault...that inflicted 18 AMERICAN CASUALTIES.

Not just any prison: THE ABU GHRAIB PRISON!!!

Home of Chuck Graner, Lyndie England and hooded Iraqi dudes: The International Symbol of American Craziness.

"Sounds like Agent Smith got the best of Neo."

Look. Just give Neo a chance, okay.

More later...

(Note: Maureen Dowd referred to "Curveball" as the relative of an AIDE to Ahmed Chalabi. I was close. And please take a look at Saturday's post if ya haven't already.)

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