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Monday, April 18, 2005

The Spirit of the Wild

The "Spirit of the Wild" was running through the annual NRA convention in Houston this past weekend.

Ted Nugent to Fellow NRAers: Get Hardcore

Uh oh.

"Terrible Tedley's" comments:
HOUSTON (AP) - With an assault weapon in each hand, rocker and gun rights advocate Ted Nugent urged National Rifle Association members to be "hardcore, radical extremists demanding the right to self defense."

Speaking at the NRA's annual convention Saturday, Nugent said each NRA member should try to enroll 10 new members over the next year and associate only with other members.

"Let's next year sit here and say, 'Holy smokes, the NRA has 40 million members now,'" he said. "No one is allowed at our barbecues unless they are an NRA member. Do that in your life."
No one is allowed at our barbecues? Is that an effective threat?

"Ha. Clearly, you've never been to an NRA barbecue, man."

I haven't.

"They...are...awesome, man."

Can't wait.
Nugent sang and played a guitar painted with red and white stripes for the crowd at Houston's downtown convention center.
Wango Tango? Stranglehold? Terminus Eldorado?

"Can you take me high fly me over...yesterday?"
He drew the most cheers when he told gun owners they should never give up their right to bear arms and should use their guns to protect themselves if needed.
Get ready, here he goes:
"Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em!" he screamed to applause. "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

You tell 'em, Ted!

'Coz I want rapists dead, too! And child molesters! And carjackers! And burglars! And bad guys! And evil-doers! And...and...and liberals! And women! And the gays! And mud people! And...and Tommy Shaw! And Sammy Hagar! And Kevin Kronin from REO! And that one stripper from Crazy Girls in LA! Aaaggghhh!!!

"Can we attack Sammy Hagar before he attacks us?!"

YES! Kill him! Kill him with your gun, and get him out of Van Halen!

And kill Peter Frampton! And the fake Steve Perry that's in Journey right now!!!

Ted! Ted! Ted!

"Spirit of the wild!"

I'm sure that Ted will be touring the State Fairs and "Indian" Casinos all summer long.

Choice dates:

July 23 - Ft. Yates, ND - Prairie Knights Casino

Aug 13 - Hermiston, OR - Umatilla County Fair

Sept 23 - Reno, NV - Silver Legacy Casino

The Umatilla County Fair is not quite Madison Square Garden, but hey, this ain't 1977.

(Please check the previous posts if you haven't already.)

More later...


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