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Thursday, April 14, 2005

Armageddon Time

No comment on NBC's "Revelations."

Actually, I'm glad that Bill Pullman has found some work.

I will say this:
Dear Jesus,

Please come back ASAP and get this "Rapture" thing overwith so the rest of us can get on with our f*ing lives.

Thanks,
B
Hey, speaking of Armageddon:

"Karzai to ask Bush for security deal"

As in Hamid Karzai, the President of Unocal-Afghanistan.

(Note to the big companies - you guys should seriously think about sponsoring whole countries. Like you do international sport teams. Would really help to raise public visibility. In a good way. Hallibuton-Iraq. Nike-Philipines. Fox-America. Yada yada. Think about it.)
April 13, 2005  |  KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- President Hamid Karzai said Wednesday he is preparing a formal request to President Bush for a long-term security partnership that could include a PERMANENT U.S. MILITARY PRESENCE.
"Afghanistan? What's that?!"

Don't worry about it.
At a joint news conference with U.S. Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, Karzai said he had consulted many of his country's citizens in recent weeks about "a strategic security relationship," with the United States that could help Afghanistan avoid foreign interference and military conflicts.
Yes, a PERMANENT U.S. MILITARY PRESENCE would help Afghanistan avoid FOREIGN INTERFERENCE.

Man.
"The conclusion we have drawn is that the Afghan people want a long-term relationship with the United States," Karzai said. "They want this relationship to be a sustained economic and political relationship and most importantly of all, a strategic security relationship to enable Afghanistan defend itself, to continue to prosper, to stop the possibility of interferences in Afghanistan."
Translation: "If we're gonna build this pipeline, we gotta have the US military. You know, to kick some ass for us, to protect the workers, and to gun down any dudes who, you know, might try to blow the thing up."
Rumsfeld was asked about America's willingness to offer security guarantees to Afghanistan and to establish permanent military bases here. He said this was a matter for President Bush to decide.
Rrriiiggghhhttt.

More later...

1 Comments:

  • hahahahaha: "... please get this rapture thing over so the rest of us can get on with our lives"... fucking brilliant! HILARIOUS!

    Love it: FUCKING LOVE IT.

    By Blogger Outsourced, at 11:47 AM  

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