BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Purple Fingers

Good morning.

Traveling today - will have a full post tomorrow.

However...I do have time to point out the follwing from "D.C.'s Inside Scoop":
In the latest sign that the G.O.P. is intent on politicizing everything Iraq-related, Congressional Republicans are reportedly planning to show up at tonight's State of the Union address with purple ink on their fingers to send the message that they support Iraqi voters.
Please, Jesus, make this happen.

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INT. CPA OFFICES, GREEN ZONE - DAY

An Iraqi MINISTER, escorted by two PRIVATE SECURITY GUARDS, walks into an unmarked office in the CPA building. Inside, an AMERICAN OFFICIAL sits at a large desk; he, too, is surrounded by PRIVATE SECURITY GUARDS.

The American Official finishes off a line of cocaine and greets the Iraqi Minister.

AMERICAN OFFICIAL - My friend --

MINISTER - No time for small talk. The transport is waiting.

AMERICAN OFFICIAL - Of course. Should I make the check out to "blank?"

MINISTER - You should give me cash.

AMERICAN OFFICIAL - You want three hundred million US dollars...in cash?

MINISTER - Correct.

Pause.

AMERICAN OFFICIAL - I like your style, Tariq. Have for years.

The two men laugh and we...

CUT TO MORE LATER

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