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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Gay Shrek

Good news, citizens.

From the Canadian Press:

"Shrek character is latest target of anti-gay religious group"

It's about time.
That other jolly green giant could be in trouble.

Shrek 2 is the latest animated film title to be "outed" by Christian fundamentalists in the U.S.

On its website the TRADITIONAL VALUES COALITION is warning parents about the cross-dressing and transgender themes contained in the hit DreamWorks feature, now on DVD.

"Shrek 2 is billed as harmless entertainment but contains subtle sexual messages," says the coalition, which describes itself as a grassroots inter-denominational lobby with more than 43,000 member churches.

"Parents who are thinking about taking their children to see Shrek 2 may wish to consider the following." The article then proceeds to describe one of the characters, an "evil" bartender (voiced by Larry King) who is a male-to-female transgender in transition and who expresses a sexual desire for Prince Charming.

In another identified scene, Shrek and Donkey need rescuing from a dungeon by Pinocchio and his nose, which is made to extend as an escape bridge by getting the wooden boy to lie about not wearing women's underwear.

The TVC report, 'A Gender Identity Disorder Goes Mainstream', raps DreamWorks for helping to promote crossdressing and transgenderism.
This is good.

Christian activists (Jim Dobson, his pals, et al) are finally going after the people (Spongebob, Shrek, Patty Simpson) who've been turning our poor children into gays. If we can just stay after these gay-makers...we might be able to reclaim some great homes and buildings in West Hollywood and the Village.

Other people we should investigate:

Shaggy - Obviously, we've been concerened about Shaggy's heroin addiction since 1969. But what we haven't looked at...is Shag's love for the dog. You know what I mean - he's been shagging Scooby for three decades, and promoting bestiality to our children. And another thing - why haven't we gone after Velma? CLEARLY GAY.

Mr. Clean - Gay, gay, gay, gay. So gay. Teaches our MALE children that it's "okay" to be gay and to "stay at home and clean" (at a time when they should be learning about running their own business, keeping their labor costs low, and outsourcing.)

Powerpuff Girls - Gay feminazis. The PG's promote the idea little girls can be gay and have super-powers.

Hamm's Beer Bear - Promotes homosexuality, alcoholism and the idea that it's okay to not have a job.

We should look into any muppet that's not married.

Dora - Promotes the idea that it's okay to be gay and hispanic.

Sabrina - Promotes the idea that it's okay to be gay and a witch.

Ed, Edd, And Eddy - Gay, gay and gay.

Ronald - Before there was Michael Jackson, there was Ronald. Luring children with cheeseburgers since 1963.

Yogi and Boo Boo - Everyone talks about Bert & Ernie, but these two fags have been dating since the late 1950's! Plus, they promote that weird, gay "bear" culture - fat hairy men who like fat hairy men.

Juan Valdez - Have we ever met "Mrs. Valdez?" No, because there is no "Mrs. Valdez." Because Juan is gay. Promotes the idea that it's okay to be gay, hispanic, and a socialist. (Arguably funneling profits to leftist guerrilas.)

Tom & Jerry - Tom's obsession with Jerry goes way beyond Tom's natrual drive to kill Jerry. Because Tom is gay for Jerry. He doesn't want to eat Jerry - he wants to fuck him.

Man...

I've worked myself into a bit of a snit. Need a time-out. There are TOO MANY GAY PEOPLE OUT THERE!

More later...

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