BRANDOLAND: Talking to God...For You!

Friday, December 31, 2004

MAN OF THE YEAR

Man of the Year.

Who's it gonna be? Lots of great candidates out there.

Bush. Kerry. Scott Peterson. Boston Rob, the guy who married Amber Brkich from "Survivor."

I could go on and on and on...

But in the end, there can be only one man. And that man is...

BILL O'REILLY.

Because he's looking out for you...and his former producer, Andrea Mackris.

From the Smoking Gun:
"Well, if I took you (down to the Carribean) then I'd want to take a shower with you, that would be the first think (sic) I’d do… yeah, we’d check you into the room, and we could order up some room service and uh and you’d definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I would get ‘em into you… maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you…

You would basically be in the shower and the I would come in and I’d join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda’ soap up your back… rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water… and um… you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda’ put my arm - it’s one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so i got my hands in it… and I would put it around front, kinda’ rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard… ‘cuz I like that and you really have spectacular boobs…

So anyway, I’d be rubbing your bog boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda’ kissing your neck from behind… and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I’d put it on your pussy, but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business."
Indeed!

Congratulations, Bill. I'll send you a signed copy of your own book, and a Premium Membership to billoreilly.com!

Have a Grateful New Weir,
Brando




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