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Saturday, April 17, 2004

Out of the Mouths of Babes, part II.

Been wondering what Miss USA thinks of Operation Desertfreakingchaos?

Well, according to Reuters, Shandi Finnessey, A REPUBLICAN, said that she "would use her position to help explain America's involvement in Iraq. ‘What needed to be done had to be done,’ she said.”

Great.

Really?

Can I count on that? Because I'm sure that...most of the folks that look up to Miss USA are...crazy liberal.

A bit like Dale Earnhardt, Jr., saying, "You know, I'm gonna talk about Iraq. After the race. 'Coz these race fans are crazy-liberal and they need to know that...what needed to be done had to be done." Don't you think?

What needed to be done had to be done. God, who came up with that gem? Karl Rove? Or "the man" himself? Sounds like something he'd come up with. On the fly. What needed to be done had to be done. Very Bushie. Because it...doesn't...make...any...fucking...sen...oh, forget it.

Hey, Shandi, what happened to "peace for everyone...stopping AIDS...ending world hunger?"

Huh? That stuff doesn't "work anymore?" Damn. Tough work...that pageant stuff.

Do me a favor. As long as you're gonna spread the message...switch it up every once in a while, would ya? Like...what had to be done needed to be done. We had to do what we needed to do. We needed to do what we did. We did what we needed. We need to do what we have to do. Yada yada. Keep it fresh.

Hmmm. You know what? The more I repeat it...the more it makes sense. Actually...the more I repeat it...the more it's true! What needed to be done had to be done, what needed to be done had to be done, what needed to be done had to be done.

Thank you, Shandi. (Sniff.) You've changed my mind.

"Wave that flag...wave it wide and high...summertime done...come and gone....my oh my!"

More later...

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