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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Marvelous news for the President.

His brother Neil (currently embedded in his own nasty divorce war) doesn't know if "the women" he slept with on a number of biz trips to Asia were "prostitutes."

Thank the sweet baby Jesus.

Here's an excerpt from the story on today's Reuters:

"KNOCKS ON THE DOOR"

The Bush divorce, completed in April, was prompted in part by Bush's relationship with another woman. He admitted in the deposition that he previously had sex with several other women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago.

The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and engaged in sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them.

"Mr. Bush, you have to admit it's a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her," Brown said.

"It was very unusual," Bush said.

(Oh, those darn Bush brothers!)

You know something? That's the word for it. "Unusual." Well said, Neil.

Obviously, Neil did not react to "these women" like Bill Murray did in "Lost in Translation" (Murray flipped out when the folks who paid for his trip to Asia sent a "woman" to his room) because Neil is a Bush. Meaning, he's strong and determined in the face of adversity, and he's a good businessman. And like a good businessman (that's what the Bush Brothers are), Neil closes the deal when presented with an unusual business transaction.

Not unusual. In fact...totally kickass.

More later.

Marvelous news for the President.

His brother Neil (currently embedded in his own nasty divorce war) doesn't know if "the women" he slept with on a number of biz trips to Asia were "prostitutes."

Thanks the sweet baby Jesus.

Here's an excerpt from the story on today's Reuters:

"KNOCKS ON THE DOOR"

The Bush divorce, completed in April, was prompted in part by Bush's relationship with another woman. He admitted in the deposition that he previously had sex with several other women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago.

The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and engaged in sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them.

"Mr. Bush, you have to admit it's a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her," Brown said.

"It was very unusual," Bush said.

(Oh, those darn Bush brothers!)

You know something? That's the word for it. "Unusual." Well said, Neil.

Obviously, Neil did not react to "these women" like Bill Murray did in that phenomenal scene from "Lost in Translation." Murray flipped out when the folks who paid for his trip to Tokyo sent a "woman" to his room. Neil, though, is a Bush. Meaning, he's strong and determined in the face of adversity. Cool as a cucumber. Plus, he's a good businessman. And like a good businessman (and that's what the Bush Brothers are), Neil closed the deal when he was presented with an unusual business transaction.

Not unusual. In fact...totally kickass.

More later.

Friday, November 21, 2003

From yesterday's AP via Yahoo...

This pearl from the First Lady in London. Get ready. Here it comes:

"Asked whether she had been put off by large-scale protests against the visit and anti-American sentiment in Britain, Mrs Bush said she had seen many more pro-US demonstrators."

"I don't actually think the protests are near as large as everyone was predicting before we got here," she said, as a crowd estimated by police to be between 100,000 and 110,000 strong marched in protest.

"We've seen plenty of American flags. We've seen plenty of people who were waving to us, many, many more people, in fact than we've seen protestors."

(Ugh.)

Where to begin with this one? I know...

Laura, in case you haven't figured it out by now, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEE ANYONE WHO ISN'T WAVING TO YOU!!! (You're living in a f*cking prison!)

Dammit.

Stepford Wife. n (Step*ferd Wif) 1. The First Lady. 2. Laura B.

Jesus.

Tuesday, November 18, 2003




Yo...

Thinking about visiting the great state of Florida for the holidays? You should. All is well in the land of the Seminole. Read on:

"Originally created Wednesday, November 12, 2003"

Anti-Iraq war veterans pulled from parade
By J. TAYLOR RUSHING
Capital Bureau Chief

TALLAHASSEE -- A group of 30 military veterans critical of the war in Iraq hoped to use Tuesday's Veterans Day parade to call attention to the increasingly deadly conflict but instead found themselves fighting for something much more fundamental.

Members of Veterans For Peace and Vietnam Veterans Against the War were yanked off a downtown Tallahassee street, directly in front of the Old Capitol, while marching in the holiday parade they had legitimately registered in.

As organizers allowed the parade to roll on -- including veterans from various wars, several high school marching bands and even a group of young women from the local Hooters restaurant -- the anti-war veterans were ordered onto sidewalks where they passed out leaflets and displayed a banner reading, "Honor the Warrior, Not the War."

Alright.

I'm back.

I'm sure that hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of "anti-war vets" were "yanked" from Veteran's Day parades all over the country. That's not the story. The real story from Tallahassee is simple - it's all about...THE YOUNG WOMEN FROM THE LOCAL HOOTERS RESTAURANT.

What...the hell...were they doing...marching with vets?!

"They were looking foxy."
"But-"
"Everyone loves the Hooters girls."
"But-"
"Especially men who've served their country."
"But-"
"You serve your country, you deserve to see a Hooters girl."
"But-"
"You serve your country, you deserve to SLEEP with a Hooters girl. At least for one night."
"But-"
"Even if you're married."
"But-"
"Nothing says, 'Good job, soldier,' like a Hooters girl."
"But-"
"America. Freedom. Hooters girls."
"Ah, f*ck it."

More later...