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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Marvelous news for the President.

His brother Neil (currently embedded in his own nasty divorce war) doesn't know if "the women" he slept with on a number of biz trips to Asia were "prostitutes."

Thanks the sweet baby Jesus.

Here's an excerpt from the story on today's Reuters:

"KNOCKS ON THE DOOR"

The Bush divorce, completed in April, was prompted in part by Bush's relationship with another woman. He admitted in the deposition that he previously had sex with several other women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago.

The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and engaged in sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them.

"Mr. Bush, you have to admit it's a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her," Brown said.

"It was very unusual," Bush said.

(Oh, those darn Bush brothers!)

You know something? That's the word for it. "Unusual." Well said, Neil.

Obviously, Neil did not react to "these women" like Bill Murray did in that phenomenal scene from "Lost in Translation." Murray flipped out when the folks who paid for his trip to Tokyo sent a "woman" to his room. Neil, though, is a Bush. Meaning, he's strong and determined in the face of adversity. Cool as a cucumber. Plus, he's a good businessman. And like a good businessman (and that's what the Bush Brothers are), Neil closed the deal when he was presented with an unusual business transaction.

Not unusual. In fact...totally kickass.

More later.

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