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Tuesday, September 23, 2003

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More genius from the Onion. Here you go...

"Church, State Joyfully Reunite After 230-Year Trial Separation"

WASHINGTON, DC—Following a two-and-a-quarter-century-long trial separation, Church and State reunited in the U.S. Department of Justice press room Monday. "Even through all the bad times, I knew there had to be a way to get these two old friends back together," Attorney General John Ashcroft said. "With a little counseling and faith-based intervention, I knew Church and State would work it out. It was meant to be." Effective Oct. 15, prayer will be mandatory in public schools and congressional sessions will open with Holy Communion.

www.theonion.com. 'Nuff said.

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